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Humenik’s Highlights Oct 2016

AMISH TOUR OCTOBER 20, 2016 You’ve been waiting for it all year and here it is. Humenik Funeral Chapel proudly presents the 2016 Amish Tour. We’ll be departing from the Humenik parking lot at 8 AM, on Thursday October 20th. Our first stop will be the Amish Flea Market in… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights July/Aug 2016

PUT-IN-BAY Back by popular demand, we’re going to take you on another trip to Islands of Lake Erie on Thursday August 4th! We’ll hop aboard the Jet Express whisking us away to Put-in-Bay. Once on the island, you may opt for an orientation tour on the Island Tram. Tours start… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Mar/Apr 2016

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY 2016 It’s that time of year when you dust off that emerald green pom-pom Tam, bring out your Aran Isle sweaters, and leave early to get a parking space at St. Coleman’s on West 65th. You get to your brother’s house, only to find out that… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Jan/Feb 2016

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016! We hope this coming year brings you a profound sense of joy. Let’s face it, the holidays can be absolutely awful for those who have lost a loved one in 2015 or in any year for that matter. We ask the Good Lord for joy, because… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Nov/Dec 2015

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Even though Ol’ Tom Turkey over there to the right looks a little glum, we want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving no matter what your main entrée is. The holidays are an especially difficult time for those who have lost a loved one. Reach out to those… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Sept/Oct 2015

Rodney Dangerfield once starred (if you want to call it “starred,”—no respect) in a cheaply made movie called Back to School. One memorable scene was at the college bookstore and the argument came up over buying new books, or used books. His son contested that used books were already underlined. Read More

Humenik’s Highlights July/Aug 2015

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! Nothing says “Happy Fourth of July” like the rousing John Philip Sousa March, Stars and Stripes Forever. Music can stir up emotions like few other art forms can. Psychologists call it “redintegration.” Basically, it means that some sensory stimulus such as sound or smell, can trigger a memory… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights May/June 2015

WELCOME BACK, SUMMER! WE MISSED YOU! This time of the year is special because of many things. You don’t have to bundle up like an Eskimo to go outside, but instead you get out the straw hat and slather up with sunscreen. The neighbors go all out with their lawns, either trying… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Mar/Apr 2015

A ST. PATRICK’S DAY WISH Over the years, the rainbow has meant different things to different people. For electricians, the colors of the visible spectrum, unify and codify their work. For the ancient Hebrew people, the rainbow was a symbol of God’s promise never again to flood the earth. For… Read More

Humenik’s Highlights Jan/Feb 2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It seems like it was just yesterday that we rolled out our Happy New Year 2014 edition of Humenik’s Highlights. Time has become very elusive. At times we need to disconnect from the web of instant messaging, social media, and relax a little, make time for our families and extended families; actual face… Read More